I am not a patient woman

And when I say I am not a patient woman, I mean, I am not a patient woman.

(Where would I be if I didn't have dubya quotes to butcher?)

Anyway, back to my lack of patience.

I am suffering on two fronts right now.

Firstly, as you know, because my dreadfully inconsiderate neice has not, as yet, bothered to produce my long over-due great nephew (I do at least know it is a nephew).

Secondly, I am running in an election of sorts, and I am impatiently waiting to find out if I am a weener or a loozah.

I don't wait well. Now those unfortunate few who check out my blog get to suffer too.

GAB (who is tired of pacing)