I have no words...

I am utterly speechless. If a picture is worth a thousand words, then this video says it all.


Crooks and Liars has the video and links to plenty of commentary.


Thanks to Dan Savage, we have:

Definition:
Santorum

Pronunciation: san-TOR-um
Function: noun
Etymology: Savage Love - 05/29/03
The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

I think it is time for a definition of Napoli - although, after watching the video, I think that perhaps it is a synonym of Santorum.

Maybe the definition of Napoli is:

the bloody makeshift instrument (coat hanger, knitting needle, etc) used in desperation by women who no longer have the right to safe clinical termination of pregnancy.

or

the woman who dies as a result of a botched abortion

or


Update:

Courtesy of Anonymous over at Crooks and liars we have this entry for the definition of Napoli

napoli (not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city)
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli

1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.

Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.

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